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Scene 1: Earlier this week (or was it the last? Anyway I forget…)
Via SMS
Me: Erm… what the hell is a singhalese?
Stef: I know what it means… in other words, Indian. Why?
Me: Oh. Someone told me he is that. *shrugs*
Stef: My my… first Ray and now this… are you goin thru an Indian phase?
Me: …
Scene 2: [...]

Got home from Holland Village a lil while ago… Doris didn’t wish to go home and neither was I very enthusiastic to face the prospect of seeing the brat pack. So off the Holland Village we went under the scorching midday sun. Damn its was hot! But it is a good day for a tan… [...]

So I’m at work. I feel oppressed. I’ve been feeling this way since yesterday…
It has been gloomy and cheerless since that person came back. Imagine a dark shadow that has been lurking but now revealed its true form, now a hush descends over everyone. Gone were the happy chatter and smiles… Sheesh…
But hell, I’m gonna [...]

Landslide – Stevie Nicks
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle [...]

I’m suddenly reminded of the reason I have been procrastinating and stalling for time, just to avoid getting my own web site done. All due to a horrible trait I can’t get rid off: my indecisiveness.
I’ve been wanting to create my personal site since I was first introduced to the internet, at 16. It was [...]

To buffer the interim…
Sometime back one very big group of cows went up to heaven. Upon entering heaven’s gate they saw a very big group of chickens there.
“Hey, what are u all doing here in heaven?” asked the oldest cow.
” Oh… we were all slaughtered indiscriminately down in Hong Kong…” said the oldest mother hen [...]

While I write my blog entry… enjoy this:
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking [...]

Me: Eh!
Someone: Head? I won’t give you any head!
Me: ?!?!?!?!
*everyone breaks into hysterical laughter*
Psst… no head for you to give lah. Doh!