Is there a conspiracy that I’m not aware of?

First a lil boy who was on my msn a long while back decided to message me when I was doing some work.

Him : tell me the msn picture is not you…
Me : sorry?
Him : that picture caught my eye
Him : sorry to disturb you
Him : cause your face is dazzlingly beautiful
Me : hahahahahaha

Then Barry messaged to ask if it was my pic he saw floating “somewhere”.

Him : hey u go for photoshoot ah
Him : haha saw ur pic inside
Me : long time ago leh i still wearin braces then
Me : and my waist more visible..
Me : izit?? just saw ur pic inside
Me : though thighs have always been thunder
Him : hahaha
Me : wat pic?
Me : not me lah
Him : wait i go find
Me : if its me… shd be ard 2 years ago

We went on to talk about my dad…

Him : hey tell ya da thanks
Him : he help my sis send some stuff and gave a realli good discount
Him : ay ur dad quite happening ah… got red hair
Me : dye one lah!
Him : haha damn funky
Me : but his eyes r really brown though.
Me : i look like him right?
Him : haha yah man!
Me : when ernest first saw my dad he got a fright
Him : i saw him from my balcony and i got shocked
Me : why siah?
Him : he looks too funky
Me : just colored hair wat
Him : ya la… dont see dads with dyed hair ard often u know… and red
Him : ha wished my dad was like tat
Me : ok lah… he still gets picked up

Now Randi messaged.

She : hey i didnt knw redzman writing for teenage
She : i saw his face in teenage mag eh
Me : u still buy teenage meh?
She : no they send to our co la..

Looks like work has gotta wait.

It’s backtrack to the days of alamak chat with Randi…

Me : so how’s life?
She : dying..
Me : why?
She : im so pissed
Me : why why why?
She : i hate my life
Me : why lah?
Me : details pls
She : why dont u start introducing urself n how uve been
Me : hi i’m elizabeth. singapore 24. female.
She : hw are u ..
Me : i’m ok lor. how r u?
She : ure always so busy
Me : a/s/l pls
She : 23.f. name randi
Me : oh.
Me : chinese?
Me : schooling or working?
She : yes…
Me : oh. chinese
Me : me chinese oso. working.
Me : marketing.
Me : bery busy recently.
Me : stare at excel spreadsheets the whole day.
She : lol
She : shanghai trips plenty?
Me : no more. now hong kong.
Me : but shanghai boy oso gonna be thr
She : lol …
She : what shanghai boy
She : u have new bf?
She : omg
Me : no lah
Me : ex “toyboy” can
She : so happening
Me : u no understand.. must have toy boy in every country
Me : best
She : lol

Those were the days… Can change men like changing underwear. Tsk.