I was asked a weird question a while ago…

How to make a man come faster?

I was stumped. While most girls complain about not achieving orgasms or the man ejaculating too fast, here was a scenerio of someone complaining about her cumming too fast and the man taking too long.

Hrm…

It’s hard to maintain a straight face and try not to get too carried away. In a typical scenerio with my girlfriends I’d be happily using words like fuck harder, blowjob etc. Instead, I had to less vulgar words like “rock the boat”, “use the mouth” to describe the art of lovemaking. How tedious.

In the first place, how am I suppose to approach this topic with this person? Act angelic like I don’t know a damn? Or should I dispense advice like the nympho that I am?

I found myself thinking twice before saying anything. Hell, it took me 5 minutes to even suggest using the mouth. That causing her to choke on her drink. So what else could I have said?! I do not want papaya milk on me!

So am I too liberal or are some people too conservative? What’s wrong with giving head?! I mean, which man doesn’t like a good blowjob?

Oh wait. Oral sex is illegal here. Tsk tsk.

Anyway, I reckoned the problem stems from the male being not sexcited enough. I so dearly wanted to suggested talking dirty. It works! I even wanted to suggest doggie style and other positions (if they’ve not tried it) but I kept my mouth shut…

I could only tell her, “The only way to keep a man is to be both a wife and a mistress” without further elaboration. Then I went back to my work leaving her to figure out what I meant.

Just for the record, I’m still a virgin. Really. And I know nothing about sex, blowjobs and talking dirty.