I wonder which sentence or paragraph indicated that I’m a 3rd party. Please do me a favour and point it out to me. Like really.

I was itching to start a flame war till Ivan diffused my flames earlier this week. So I held my tongue.

Apparently my post did not go down well with some people. I wonder why. Perhaps they’re the ones who felt guilt when they read my post? Or maybe they happen to be friends of the guilty party? Hmmm… But how on earth did people assume I’m a 3rd party?! Hello?! I can do better than that… tsk tsk.

Ah ha! Maybe they are not native english speakers! That must be it! Well, at least I’m not calling them stupid…