Sometimes when I’m imaginative, I visualise an arrow sticking out from where my heart is – a cupid’s arrow.

Now if I just have one arrow, it wouldn’t be too bad right? Afterall the arrow is a good arrow. I’m in love and all is fine and dandy.

But as I visualise further, I see another arrow. Now this arrow isn’t good at all. In fact it makes me feel like Bugs Bunny… You see, the arrow is sticking at my butt! It’s almost as if I have a huge target board there and a bright neon sign that says “Aim Here!”.

Work… Sigh. I swear I can get heart attacks sometimes.