My mum asked me as I walked out of the kitchen… “Why are your thighs so huge?”

I shrugged and told her I’ve put on weight. Subconsiously rubbing my bloated belly at the same time, thus reinforcing my point.

A few minutes later on the phone…

Me: My mum say I have huge thighs! *whines*
Derek: Good what! It shows you’re well fed.
Me: But… I’m fat! I have thunder thighs! I have a huge belly!
Derek: No you do not, it just means I feed you well. In fact we’ve both put on weight.

Sigh.

Thunder thighs and belly of love… not forgetting my arms! My arms! Flabby! Argh. I am beginning to look more and more like my carebears.

I wonder if there is any way I can trim these excess fats. Suggestions anyone?